Another Cake By Yours Truly

Well, PJ helped make the main filling, but I did the rest :) It is a delectable chocolate on vanilla on vanilla. The crust is a cookie-like vanilla, and the main inside is just plain vanilla cake. The icing is chocolate, with my beautiful design :)

Nolden Blog Update!

My mom just updated her blog! It's awesome! It has more pictures and is more detailed than my trip blog was. The link is on the right side of this page. See it? "The nolden Family Blog"? Just click on it. You know you want to :)

Clean Chuck Norris Jokes

Clean Chuck Norris jokes are funny :) So I decided to share some with you:

1.When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.

2.Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

3.Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

4.Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano

5.Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

6.Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark; the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

7.If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you.

8.Google no longer runs searches on Chuck NorrisYou dont find chuck norris,Chuck Norris finds you!

9.According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

10.When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

11.Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

12.Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

13.The orginal them song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris-more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up truck. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

14.During the 1970's he taught The Price is Right host Bob Barker karate

15.Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.

16.Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

17.Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

18.Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you.

Have a great day everybody, and remember, Chuck Norris loves you.

Sharri's following me!

Everywhere I go, she goes! It's creepy! Even though I am second, she is still following me! She's even going to Heritage and not applying to magnet! Sharri says, "NO! You follow me! You better not post this! People actually know who I am!" Oh gosh. What is Ms. Hanson yelling about? I don't know, something about homeroom I think... Oh well. Sharri is checking her e-mail. Oo... bad. A big huge lock appeared on the screen. Sharri is stealing the mouse! Shee's trying to push delete! I had better publish this.

Technology

I don't have anybody to talk to in this class :( It gets boring because there is always extra time after class but I never have anything to do :( Today I decided to blog :) I'm obsessed with smiley faces :D Next period is science. I think we're launching our bottle rockets... That will be fun :] Ha ha people have such wierd conversations. I don't mean to eavesdrop... It just happens. Ah well, the bell just rang

Business

I am done with my work! Oh yes, I finished and now I can blog :) But I have nothing to say... ... ... Well, let's see. Bye!

Before School

Yes! I can now blog at school! Emily says that she wants to come over to my house so I can push her in the river. That will be fun:)

"SHOUTOUT FROM EMILY. WHATS UP. IM AT THE LIBRARY. :] I'm a genius."

Emily stole the keyboard. We are trading passwords? Hmm... "Did it fall out or did you steal it?" "Why would I steal a little eraser?" That's what emily and Kanise were saying. the bell just rang. My stuff is still in class. I should go.

Random Comment:  Yeah, maybe you should go and be a good influence over your fellow students!!!!!!!  JJ  

Yay!

Emily taught me how to sign on to blog at school! No more boredom! That is all.

Being Nerdy and Dorky is a Good Thing!

There are not enough nerdy and dorky people in this world! They are fun to be around because they are funny and original! Be nerdy and dorky!

PJ Steals My Camera

Sunday stole my camera on Sunday. These are the pictures he took. Apparently, my dorkiness rubbed off on him...

ABOVE: PJ. ABOVE: Hand soap?

ABOVE: VIDEO ALERT!!! Don't ask