Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Savannah TOMORROW

Oh my gosh! Savannah trip is tomorrow!!! It is very nerve-racking!!! The first over-nighter outside the comfort zone!!! It's gonna be so FUN!!!! even though it's going to be scary for me :0

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I've been needing to get that scream out. Ahem.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Funniest Sign Ever!

I got this in an e-mail from Izzy. It's the funniest sign EVER!

Science and Wavelengths and Damping and Frequency and...

That is what we are learning about. We did an easy little worksheet about it. I finished quite quickly :) My blogs are now being saved on my computer for my future posterity!!! Yay! That means I don't actually have to write all this stuff down! Woohoo!

Goodness, I feel boring today. I don't have anything to say.

Today in Horticulture we picked up trash outside. My group didn't hear Mr. Squires say that we were all going around to the back of the school, so we were picking up trash out front the whole time. Hannah Something-or-other inadvertently showed us where everyone was. She came out front to get her purse so Martha and I finally got the hint to go back there.

At first I couldn't even find my way to horticulture! I was walking down to Mr. Squires room and Jeremy was walking away from it and said, "We're outside today" So I followed everyone. Then I turned down the wrong hallway. Jeremy had to show me where to go again. I gave up trying to find it myself then and just followed him. I finally made it :)

Nothing exciting happened in homeroom or reading or art. I am having a pretty boring day today. I had a hot shower this morning :) But I didn't allow myself enough time, so I had to blow-dry my hair and try to straighten it in 30 minutes. I guess I shouldn't have spent 25 minutes eating my bowl of cereal or just standing, savoring the thought of hot water...

I'm SO BORED!!!! I AM NOW GOING TO TYPE IN CAPS LOCK TO GET ACROSS THE POINT THAT I AM BORED!

Oh, ok. 5 minutes. I guess I don't need to type a lot in caps lock. I'm bored

Saturday, March 28, 2009

It's Raining, It's Hailing...

It's been raining all day. Just barely it started hailing.

I came upstairs, Pj was drenched and Dad was standing in the middle of the kitchen/breakfast nook. Dad asked, "What is that out there?" I replied, "Hail". He said, "Ooh, you cussed!" I said, "What? No I didn't! I said 'hail'!" He said,"That's how they say it in Georgia!"

Now it has allegedly stopped hailing, PJ says. He wants to use my umbrella. We've been cleaning a lot today so we can go out for pizza. Mom and Dad say they will take us to a new place. To that I said, "Mellow Mushroom?" they said "no, Atlanta..." Something or other, I don't remember. I said, "Atlanta Mellow Mushroom?" Then they laughed.

Liz says we won't be able to go because of the rain. I hope we get to go! I'm hungry and want some pizza! My stomach says, "GrrrrRRRRR"

I made a movie today. Movies take a long time to load onto blogger. Especially when the internet is being slow. I'll go get my camera and load it onto the computer while it's being cooperative.

MY VIDEO WITH GUEST STARS MIKAYLA AND LIZ:

Susan Fresno

That is my new name. I shall be addressed by either Megan, my original name, or Susan Fresno, in which case, I should be addressed by the full name: Susan Fresno. Not Susan, not Fresno; Susan Fresno. Thank you for your consideration.

~Susan Fresno

Hola

I'm bored. I just was in the backyard in the pouring rain. the ground was all muddy :) I'm so bored. I hope it won't be rainy in Savannah. I'm gonna go check the weather channel...

Okey Dokey. so there will be scattered thunderstorms Wednesday and Friday, and sun on Thursday.

I am so stinkin bored. I am going to go read :)

Webdings

I am writing in secret code! How fun! This is really retardede, they are all the same color. I will fix that

Friday, March 27, 2009

Today Is a Good Day

Not much excitement, but it was still pretty good. I tried to auction off a quarter in math. We had a sub. Alex bid 10 cents, Natalya bid a pencil, Jeremy refused to bid, then Heeyoon bid a dollar :D Ha. I didn't take it.

I should probably go in order, summing up the entire day.

I think I already did my morning in the previous b-l-o-g. Sorry, just felt like spelling it out.

In homeroom it was raining inside. Right next to my locker. It was safe behind the door, though :) Mrs. Owens wanted me to put all my stuff in her room. Ha, no thank you. I went to the library to get a new book. Showed everyone my painted toenails. They're spiffy :)

First Period: Waited by door, Jamahri wouldn't let me be first in line. Ha. Coach Roberts finally comes to let us in. We all go sit down and take a vocabulary test. Then we have a class "discussion" about the faulty definitions for frantic, neurotic, and berserk. They were all mixed up. I'm smarter than Jeremy! Ha! Just kidding, we bost missed 3, but Coach Roberts gave us 9, which I missed. For neurotic's definition, Jeremy put Coach Roberts then crossed it out :) We then did new vocabulary.

Art, 2 period-Mr. Domingo was absent so it was free draw. I made a lovely kindergarten-worthy crayon picture. I used my left hand to make it more authentic :) then on the back i drew a cool pattern.

~Pj is trying to convince Liz to allow him to wake up donovan because "his breathing patterns are bothering him". Sheesh. Liz is being ornery about it. Gr. They upset me. Back to my day.

3rd period- Horticulture: Trace pretty pictures of plants native to Georgia. Martha teaches me a song in Spanish. Or, at least, how to pronouce everything.

4th: stations about waves. We got to use a tuning fork in water. It was AWESOME! Then we used a slinky thing to demonstrate longitudinal waves. We made a rainbow :) In this period I unofficially decided to be Susan Fresno. Who is that? Who knows.

Period 5... Language. Forgot my Anne Frank book :) We took another vocabulary test. We will see on monday what I got. (Oh gosh! Savannah trip starts early wednesday morning! :o)

Six: Social studies: Make a poster for Coca-Cola :) Fun :)

7th period of the day: We had a sub in math. Everyone basically worked hard in silence. Me and Jeremiah had random conversations. I then tried to auction of my quarter.

End of the day! Come home on the bus, decide I only want ot wear one of my shoes on the bus. Contemplated throwing the extraneous shoe at Mikayla. It was her shoe anyway. Not throw in a mean way!

Got home, ate some ice cream (yummy :)), started packing for savannah trip (it's gonna be so much fun!) Watched A Series of Unfortunate Events with the family. Came downstairs with the intention to read my library book, got distracted, and got on the computer.

There you are, my day

I'm Back!

Did you miss me? Thought so. I haven't been on the computer for TWO WHOLE DAYS. But, anyway, I'm happy now :) Mom is taking us to school today because its raining hard outside. I like the song "I run to you" by lady antebellum, but its not available for putting on my playlist :( Ah well, it's on the radio :) I"ll put the lyrics:

I run from hate
I run from prejudice
I run from pessimists
But I run too late
I run my life
Or is it running me
Run from my past
I run too fast
Or too slow it seems
When lies become the truth
That’s when I run to you
Chorus
This world keeps spinning faster
Into a new disaster so
I run to you
I run to you baby
And when it all starts coming undone
Baby you’re the only one I run to
I run to you
We run on fumes
Your life and mine
Like the sands of time
Slippin’ right on through
And our love’s the only truth
That’s why I run to you
Repeat Chorus X 2

Yeah, good song. Ima go look up stuff. Like what D.A.R.E stands for. Here they have G.R.E.A.T. That's for gang resistance. I wonder if they have dare, too. I straightened my hair today :) That is all.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Anne Frank

We are reading her diary in language. I'm almost done with the first 15 pages. . . I"ll read the last 4 in Coach roberts class. Ha.

We are telepathic. We meet in the library :o I don't really like the color yellow.

Kanise is lying to the computer. She is telling it that she believes in it only to decieve it into working.

I'm bored. I don't feel like doing anything today. I don't want ot sleep for once though.... Grr.. I"m bored.

Entertain me! Not like you're reading this at the exact moment I'm typing this. Because I have to post it first.

I don't want to continue typing. I'm going to post this now. I"m bored

Monday, March 23, 2009

My Weekend

Well, thanks for asking everybody, my weekend was swell. Friday for the most part was boring, but then in the afternoon Heeyoon came over and we played guitar hero then went outside. I fell in the creek and got my converse wet:D Ha ha.

After that, I went to Youth Conference. We listened to a speaker (the famous sister King!) and had a dance :) FUN :) It's fun having Melissa at dances :) Casey, Kadison's cousin, of Missouri, is also fun :)

The next day was a full day of Youth Conference. In the morning we set up our booths for the carnival we were putting up for special needs kids and ate some lunch. After that the carnival opened and for two hours we were either rigging a cup cake walk to give people cupcakes, throwing bean bags at a board :), or gorging on cupcakes. My weekend was full of sweets, too many, for that matter. I'm going to be fat :P

After the carnival, we learned ho to salsa (I was terrible: I have no rhythm) and played jeopardy about music, dance, and language standards. Then we ate dinner, sat being bored, and had another dance :) Both nights resulted in getting to bed at midnight.

Sunday we went to church as normal. Dad taught the lesson in Sunday School because Mom had to teach in Relief Society. He's so sweet :) When we got home, I had some lunch, went downstairs to my room and had a stinkin 2 hour long nap. It was so refreshing :) At 6:00 we went to church again to hear the oh-so-famous Kings speak again. they're cool :) They come from Utah :) It was about finding answers to the questions of the soul. (visit mormon.org to find out more) Then I ate more cake :P

It was an amazing weekend :) Very churchy and spiritual :) And F-U-N. Fun is fun :)

Thursday, March 19, 2009

My Secret

Oho. I have a secret :o

I'm Famous!

I'm famous everybody! Oh yeah! when I looked up "megan diane nolden"(not my last name, just my dad's side) on google, I was second on the list! Woot woot! In my very first days of blogging, I couldn't search and find myself anywhere. Oh yes, we're making progress. Now I'm gonna shoot for just plain "Megan diane"

Monday, March 16, 2009

Megan's Basement Video!!!

Amazing video featuring everyday life. Don't make fun of my costume! It's amazing :D

Rainy; Tomorrow

It has been rainy here for too long :( Normally I like rain, but this is too much. Not seeing the sun really does have an effect on mood... Well, now I am hoping that the sun will come up tomorrow.

REALLY HOPING

Like in "High of 75" (some number on that list down there"

So, I also added "Tomorrow" from Annie. I stinkin hope the sun comes up tomorrow!

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Sleepy Time/ Nerdy Glasses

I'm tired :P Why don't I just go to sleep? I don't know. Eh. My camera decided to die on me :( So now its charging until morning. I"m tired. Liz got a door today. Now I can't wander in there whenever :( Ha.

So today we went to the Jonas Brother Concert movie thing :D It was fun :) The glasses were especially amazing! Ha, I poked the lenses out and they look so nerdy! But since my camera died, I can't put the pictures on till Monday. Nah, I"m gonna be busy on Monday. Eh, I'll get to it eventually. La la la. Liz is reading. I'm tired. I wonder if I can sleep and blog at the same time... Er.. Maybe that's not a very good idea....

I digested the whole entire April 2009 Reader's Digest today. Ha. How many of YOU can say you've done that? Oh! I have accomplished a great feat! Just kidding. "Over my head" by the fray is a good song. I'm bored.

I haven't gotten ANY e-mails today. I hope that everyone is still alive. Well, yup. I was bored.

I CLEANED MY ROOM TODAY! Mom says it isn't "clean clean", but I say it's better than it has been in a long time :D It is beautiful. I can see my floor :)

Uncle Larry made me a sliding door :) Ha. They took off my door, only to find that the new door wasn't the right size. So now my door is off its hinges, but Uncle Larry taught me how I could still use it functionally. I don't even think that's a real word. Ah well.

I wonder... I must tell the world:

I finished all of B and C on the math work!!!!!! I' so happy! And it all came out of guess and checkish type stuff! Ha. Jacqueline(? hope I spelled that right) and Jeremy are going to be so proud of me :) Ha, yeah right. They probably finished it all. I"m much slower than they are :) Ha. I'm nerdy and proud of it!

I will now explain to you in great detail how I... Wait! No! Then you other people will figure it out!! AAaaaaA! Ah well, I will tell my story vaguely. But only B:

So, I was in Bishop's car riding up to the temple on Friday afternoon. In the back seat were me, Liz, and Kadison. I was trying desperately how to figure out that stinkin problem. All to no avail. Until... A great idea struck my head! I had figured it out! So I had to scribble out all my extraneous work, because all I needed to figure it out was a simple addition problem. And I'm pretty sure that everyone in the car was irritated by my exclamations of "Oh my gosh! I can't believe i actually figured it out!"

Anyhow, tell Jacqueline and Jeremy! They are going to be so proud of the person that was allegedly going to be shot :D

Friday, March 13, 2009

Today

Today I am in business ed. I finished all my work already. It is Friday!! Woot woot! I feel lonely today :( Boo hoo. Ah well, not like I can fix that. I"ll just go on blogging.

Today is Uncle Sam's birthday. Yesterday I made the discovery that Uncle Sam's initials are U.S. Liz thinks I'm really slow :D Ha ah. I am.

Today I am going to the temple. It is going to be amazing.

I've been spacing out a lot today. I don't feel like doing anything :P Me and my lethargic self. My llama is trying to escape out of my purse. I don't know. It's a wierd llama.

Today I want to be talkative. I have so many irrelevant things to say! But, alas, I have nobody to talk to right now. Don't twist my words!!!! Gosh, you people. Always twist words. Nobody is in this class. But he's on the other side of the room. I think I would get in trouble if I talk to nobody.

I don't like the color ugly. I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm bored.

Tomorrow is not my birthday. My mom says I have to clean my room today. I don't want to. My room is the color ugly. It's also messy. "A place for everything and everything in its place." Too bad nothing in my room has a place :D It really doesn't. I don't know where the stuff comes from before it finds itself on my floor.

I don't want "Lights, camera, action!" It is stupid. But then again, there weren't any better ideas. At least I get to wear a pretty dress :)

I have to go now :( To another class that I don't have anyone to talk to in :(

Ah well

Thursday, March 12, 2009

An interesting poem that came out of nowhere

I came up with this poem set in my future whilst I was trying to convince myself to finish my homework:

Too late
Too deep
I cannot swim back up
Take me back to land
I need to see the shore
I swam out too far
The water is blue
All around me
A chill runs up my spine
I cling to an upward reaching stone
The waves crash against me.
Take me back home!
I see the lighthouse
A mere shimmer in the distance.
Spinning above my head
Am I losing consciousness?

The world darkens
My eyelids come closer together
My hair whips around me
Something hits my back
I feel arms
They encircle me
I'm sitting on something sturdy
I struggle to open my eyes

I see a strong yet soft face
We are lifted up
The pilot retakes the wheel
I recognize those eyes
His breath was warm
Against my wet face
His words were kind as
He told me I would live
I believed him
I knew him from somewhere
My childhood
We were friends
Today he saved my life
Tomorrow: I don't know what it holds
But today I know
I need you
We fly back to an airport
You land us safely
Help me to my feet
I look into your face
Just like everyday years ago
You are amazing
Stay that way
A pilot that stole my heart

Homework...

...is boring. Right now I' supposed to be doing it. He eh, I don't want to. What I have left is to draw some pictures about amendments, but I understand them already. What's up with this drawing vocabulary stuff?! I AM NOT A VISUAL LEARNER!!!! PICTURES CONFUSE ME!!!

I also have my math homework. I finished most of it, but I need my dad (the math wiz)'s help. He and mom went to the temple today. I'm going tomorrow :) Fun :)

Coach Roberts is mean to me :( We're gonna fight. Ha. He's old.

Tomorrow is Uncle Sam's birthday. Everyone remember to pay your taxes and register for the military.

It's dinner time. BYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!1

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Salutations!

Hello! I'm sure that you are familiar with me, my sisters, and my mothers. I am not MEGAN. I REPEAT. I am not Megan. I am her stalker. I am so talented that I was able to hack into her blog and post a post. Muwajajajaja!!!!! I bet yall don't kno hu dis is? mi fanci ritin threw you of, huh. this is kIMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dis is rlly fun!



wekllk that was fun.
maynie rlly annoyed me today.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
agent K(razy) out!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

I sang to a homeless guy because I'm flippin sweet and I do what I want

This is sooo funny :) It's one of my favorite e-mails. Read through and post yours at the bottom



Pick the month you were born:

January-------I kicked

February------I loved

March--------I karate chopped

April----------I licked

May----------I jumped on

June----------I smelled

July-----------I did the Macarena With

August--------I had lunch with

September----I danced with

October-------I sang to

November-----I yelled at

December-----I ran over


Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath

2-------a monster

3-------a phone

4-------a fork

5-------a snowman

6-------a gangster

7-------my mobile phone

8-------my dog

9-------my best friends' boyfriend

10-------my neighbour

11-------my science teacher

12-------a banana

13-------a fireman

14-------a stuffed animal

15-------a goat

16-------a pickle

17-------your mom

18-------a spoon

19------ - a smurf

20-------a baseball bat

21-------a ninja

22-------Chuck Norris

23-------a noodle

24-------a squirrel

25-------a football player

26-------my sister

27-------my brother

28-------an ipod

29-------a surfer

30-------a llama

31-------A homeless guy


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White---------because I'm cool like that

Black---------because that's how I roll.

Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.

Red-----------because the voices told me to.

Blue-----------because I'm flippin' sweet and I do what I want

Green---------because I think I need some serious help.

Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!

Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.

Brown---------because I can.

Other----------because I'm a Ninja!

None----------because I can't control myself !
I'm excited to see what everyone got :) Yes, that means POST! Post it NOW! :)

What I Have Decided to Wear for Pajamas

Today I made an interesting pajama pick. Well, not really. But I will explain it in vivid, extraordinary detail!

Today I have picked out a certain pajama combination. The top consists of a greatly oversized t-shirt. It is extremely huge on me, but it's comfy :) It is a pale grey-blue, and was tie died. Not any extravagant colors, just white. Or maybe it was tie died with bleach... I don't know. The shorts are an amazingly comfortable fit. They are navy blue, with teensy tiny air holes all over them. (They are not see through) On the left near the hem are the words "KELLER Atheletics Department" in gold. These are my p.e. shorts from my old school :) They are way better than Edwards' p.e. shorts :D

Ha. That's about it. I hope people read this and think, "What a waste of my time". If you like wasting time with extraneous pieces of information and blog entries with random topics, you may read on through my whole entire blog. When this page is done, just go up to the archive list thing, and choose more entries to read. I promise I will post my little scouts on here :) HA They are amazing: PJ (Boy Scout) and Donovan (Cub Scout)

Sunday I found out that the Young Men get to have WAY more fun than the Young Women :( I got to sit in on BYC (Bishop's Youth Council) and the scouts were talking about way more fun stuff than the young women were talking about.

Our agenda included: Finishing our "BE"s, Making chicken stir fry, producing a musical orchestra playing "Twinkle Twinkle Little star", and Youth Conference (amazing). These things are fun, but not as much fun as what the guys do

Their agenda includes: High adventure activities, frequent camping, repelling, fishing, all that good stuff.

We do get to go hike at stone mountain on the 28th and go to Girl's Camp and play with fire and stuff before that, but the guys get to do outdoorsy stuff ALL THE TIME.

Ah well, I'd better go. See ya!

Why?

Why am I doing this?
Why am I blogging?
I think I have a problem
But I don't know
We are starting the poetry unit at school
Have you seen the songs at the bottom?
They are my favorite that I care to find
Tomorrow is my pretend birthday

I think I will throw a party
It will be very special
Or I will just come to school
And be happy
I am writing in stanzas
But this is not a poem
Ah well, the motto of my life
I must be patient
Patient for the sun to rise
Patient for my work to turn out well
Patient that certain hearts will be softened
Patience so that the world can work itself out
Colors make blogging funner
Is funner correct?
I don't know
I have a problem

I need to quite procrastinating
Go and do all my duties
But I'd rather not
Ah well, I have to
But not right this minute
Because I'm having so much fun
Yet my mind is confused
It doesn't know how to handle certain things

Like life in general
Let all my thoughts come out
An unwise thing to do
Not many people know the way around my brain
Only three, if any
Not my friends, yet
I hope they can get there soon
It's nice having people to understand you

People who care
They care, but they don't know
They don't know a third of it, yet
Maybe they will know soon
Am I going to publish this?
Probably
Maybe it will motivate people to get inside my head
Do I really want them to?

Ah well, I must go
Please try to understand
How my head works
Then, maybe, you'll comprehend

Monday, March 9, 2009

Doctor Appointment

I'm going to the doctor pretty soon now. Ha ha, everyone else has to be in school learning. Ha, I am going to the doctor.

Since we are leaving at 9:15, Mom decided that it wasn't worth it going to school for like 30 minutes. I woke up at the usual time anyway, though. He he, I'm tired.

We get to figure out what's wrong with me. But that isn't the purpose of going to today's doctor. today we are deciding how well the other thing that's wrong with me is going :) Yay!

I don't want to up the dosage, however. Mom says we are going to have to. Ick. I hate medicine. It is gross. Medicine kills people :P

Mom just went downstairs. I guess I should go up to the main floor.

I can't hide in the basement all day.

Time to go wherever it is that we are going.

Last time we went it was raining. Not today, I am wearing shorts.

Why am I takling about that? It's time to go, I should type about something of worth.

Nah, I don't feel like it.

I teased my hair today :) It is pertty cool :) I'm afraid it will go flat. It's geting frizzy.

Ah well. 8:59. I still have... 9:00 now. 15 minutes.

It hurt when I brushed my teeth this morning :( They hurt!!!! Stupid trampoline. Just kidding. That was a fun experience :D now I get to go show my bite marks to everyone. It's so random..

Just like falling into a dishwasher and having to get stitches.

Ha, I get random injuries.

9:01

Quick! What is the number for 911?!

I dunno...

9:02

Why do minutes change so fast? And when you are growing impatient, why do they change so slow?

I should go ask my mom if we can go early. I'm bored. I wonder if Emily will blog in reading today. Not that I have time to read it now if I still ask if we can leave early. No, nevermind, I won't ask. I want to make a virtual horse :D

Ha. It's 9:04. I have 11 minutes I think. Triangles are wierd. I don't like them. Except for sometimes.

9:05

10 minutes. I'm going to go check my e-mail and then see if Emily did anything. I'm SO bored. I need some pasta roni. What is the deal with pasta roni?

Why Chuck Norris?? Just because, that is all

Chuck Norris doesn't eat pasta roni. The pasta roni flings itself into chuck Norris' mouth because it knows it has no chance anyway.

9:07. Wow, I was so preoccupied with Chuck Norris and pasta roni that I missed 9:06. Jeremy said that Bruce Lee beat up Chuck Norris. HA. Chuck Norris is not invincible.

9:08

Two inutes and I think I'll start turning off the computer. no, i'm too lazy.

9:09 Too lazy to go back and fix that last sentence. I can't think of anything else to type. I'll just wait one more minute.

9:10 I think I'll go check now. BYEEEEE!

Knee Injury

Yesterday Liz and I were jumping on the trampoline. I bounced really high and landed on top of Liz. Next thing you know, my face decides to hit my knee. My teeth ran into the skin, and they hurt so bad! I took a ppicture and made a comic strip to further the understanding:

ABOVE: The wounded knee. The red line is the bite mark. Below that I have bruises and trampoline burn. Its kind of the like the song Bruises! I will change the words to fit:

I tried to do trampoline tricks for you

I tried to do trampoline tricks for you

But every time I fell on you

Yeah every time I fell

I tried to do trampoline tricks for you

But every time I fell on you

I'm permanently black and blue and red

Permanently blue for you

ABOVE: Comic strip. I don't know why it's so small. Ah well.

Friday, March 6, 2009

More Chuck Norris :D

If you are really really REALLY bored, here are some more Chuck Norris jokes :) Trust me, only go if you are SERIOUSLY BORED. I'ts like fifty kajillion pages long. It is so long!!! but it's funny :) Chuck Norris is awesome :D Ha ha I don't even know why everyone loves him so much. Ah well, the jokes are funny :)

http://chainstainstakeoncucknorris.blogspot.com/2006_05_01_archive.html

I'm Getting Old :(

It's true :( I don't know how, but this 14 year old is suddenly having 90 year old tendancies. My (pretend) children have to feed me applesauce and button my buttons (on my sleeve). I also have some of the same health issues as my grandmother. Ah well, I wanted to grow up. I guess I did too fast. this face cream is doing wonders for me :D It makes me look 76 years younger! Ha. Well, I am also growing crippled. My hands are dry and shaky. I am old!

Thursday, March 5, 2009

The Ashleynator!!!

Cake top design by yours truly :) again :). PJ made the actual cake cake. Ashley designed the sides. Here are some pictures::: Oh... By the way, it is DOUBLE DECKER!!!!
ABOVE: The top :) It looks cooler in real lifeABOVE: The front side of the cake. Everyone thought this was pretty awesome!ABOVE: Ashley and her cake :)

Work

Work work work. That is what our lab thingy was about. But now I"m done!!! Woot woot! A whole stinkin 5 minutes to myself! I ordered my pasta roni. Yep yep. Just kidding. I wish I had pasta roni. Next period we go to lunch. I am going to sing for my friends. Kanise made a special request :D Five iron frenzy! They were good they were good theye were really really really !ood! Five iron frenzy! When you see them, we really really think you should thank them for giving their their blood, sweat, and tears yeah. Their music we won't let it stop. then taunt them until they get angry and bite you, then go get yourself a tetnus shot. Yeah! Time to go to fifth period soon.. Time to spellcheck! Ah, never mind. Who cares about spelling anyway?
AbCdEfGhIjKlMnOpQrStUvWxYz Now I know my AbCS next time won't you sing with me.

Well, type, that is right now. Type type type I am done with my typing. And my business card. And with everything else.

I don't want to play beanie quest today. I'm too sleepy.... That is part of my AbCS: z. Otherwise spelled SlEEpY.

I cannot go to sleep here, though! It might cause a computer malfunction... My head might hit some keys that aren't supposed to be hit, or I might drool and get electrocuted. Hmm...... what should I do? Maybe I should go finish up microtype. I already did lesson o, though, so I"m good.

Tsk tsk. What should I do? I should look random stuff up on google. Hmm... What should I look up?!!!!? Maybe... No.... I don't know...

I should look up pastaroni! Ok, I'll be right back...

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Yeah so this is the pasta roni I found on amazon.com:


Pretty sweet, huh? Yeah, except it's like $26!!! Who would spend that much on pasta roni? Sheesh! Whatever. I wonder how fast they ship the stuff. Could they get it to me before school is over? ;) Pasta roni is good... I'm hungry now. Gosh. I have to go do new work now. bYE!

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Craving Disney

You know how you crave chocolate, ice cream, and such at times? Well, tonight I was craving Disney. I don't watch tv very often because I am so BUSY, but tonight I had time :) Too sad, Cheetah Girls was on. I don't like the cheetah girls very much. On the channel right next to disney, though, was the Andy Griffith Show! I had always wanted to see the Andy Griffith show. It was so funny!!!!! It is now my favorite tv show :)

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

AMERICAN IDOL!!!

Ima go watch American Idol! It's so aMaZiNg! I am addicted to AI. It is the last group of the top 36 :) Yay. Tomorrow is my little sister Ashley's birthday :) OH NO! Liz is starting American Idol without me! AAA!!! Bye!!!

Monday, March 2, 2009

Snow Day!

Yes! The day all students dream of has actually come to life! Snow! Snow Snow! But, now, it is the day after snow. The roads are frozen and school is closed. Along with school, however, is everything else in the world. Like the doctor. My bad mental health day could be fixed! Ah, well. The snow on the ground is crunchy and there isn't enough to go sledding. The ice isn't very slippery, either. The toy box lid wouldn't go very far down our driveway :)

But, its a snow day nonetheless. And I'm happy :) I get to catch up on homework, watch t.v. and be lazy :) All the things I never have time to do on regular days.

Snow day, snow day, snow day. Today is snow day. Everything was so pretty yesterday. The whole landscape was white. It felt like Christmas three months late :) I took pictures and shot a video, but I'm too lazy to work on that right now.

There's nothing to do, what should I do? I bet the pizza place is closed, the mall too. Not that I have any money anyway :)

Blogging is fun :) It's a temporary cure for boredom. That helps because I'm ALWAYS bored. On my old computer/keyboard (I don't know) if I held down the shift button for a bit, like if I were putting "always" in caps, it would automatically go into CAPS lock.

I wonder if everyone else is having fun in the ice-snow. I'm not getting any e-mails. Normally I do. Ah well. No e-mailing for me I guess :)

This is probably the longest just-plain-typing blog I've ever done. I'll have to check. normally I put pictures.

I should probably go do something productive. I want to spend time with my parents, but their busy. PJ is being mean today. He slapped me with a spatula and now I have a big whopping red spot/bruise on my elbow.

I'm wearing a camouflage shirt today. It's pertty awesome. Liz and Mikayla are playing Guitar Hero. PJ is terrorizing Donovan, so Donovan is yelling at PJ.

Liz and I are going to go on American Idol :) We're going to be amazingly amazing. Don't forget to ask me to give you an example of my amazing singyfulness :D Ha, I'm kidding.

If you are also bored, I can tell! You know why? Because you're reading this! I don't think anyone who has better things to do would read this nonrelevant blog entry! But if you do have better things to do, I don't mind you doing them. It doesn't hurt my feelings :)

I'm a beast at bowling :D Oh yes :) Even with my left hand :D I LOVE SMILEY FACES!!!!!!! They are amazing :] I once had a friend that always drew this smiley face on her knuckles---> :]
It was neat. Blah blah blah.

Why is the Caps Lock button so close to the 'a' button? I'm not the best typist, so I always hit the caps button by accident.

I'm also a beast at guitar hero. HA. I'm kidding :) Liz is trying to play it on lefty. I can do that, though! I'm trying to become ambidextrous. I feel it is an important skill to have in today's society. Why? Because it makes you unique! Except i probably won't ever become ambidextrous...

What if the power went off right now?! Wouldn't that be weird? Well, it probably won't, but "what ifs" are fun :)

So, I'm still typing, and every time I go down a line, that thingamajig at the side gets smaller. My fingers are cold. "Whoa-oh-oh, Its a personality crisis!" That is off guitar hero. The wii system says, "Hello". It also says, "I hate myself for loving you".

Hmm... I wonder if I have any e-mails now. Probably not. I want a fruit snack. I get one in like an hour :) Yummy :) Sponge bob is hula dancing on my mouse pad! What?! I don't know. Don't ask me.

I should go do some family history. Except I don't know how to do family history. Ah well, I think I'm done blogging. Goodbye!